From the heartland of America, it's...
Typing with John Cremeans
Normally $555
You pay $554
Type the sales pitches as fast as you can! More pitches means more sales!
Try not to flub... what are we?
Typing with John Cremeans
LIMITED TIME OFFER!
Talking with Johnny Rhodes
Normally $236
You pay $235
Yell out the best sales pitch you can! If you're not talking, they're not buying!
Requires microphone access
CALL NOW!
Value Bucks
Normally $2
You pay $1
Let's hear from a caller!
Match the letter they pick to see how much money they'll be saving on their next order!
ORDER TODAY!
Tag Team Sales
Normally $57
You pay $42
Type the sales pitches you see while yelling out your own! Don't let your audience gets bored!
Requires microphone access
DON'T MISS OUT!
This offer won't last!
Want to feed Oz the Chihuahua? Wait 30 seconds at the main menu, and click on him in the bottom left corner!
Note:
The voices in this game are AI-generated. The AI voices were not trained on or cloned from the voices of any real individuals depicted. This is an independent parody not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone depicted.​